Relevant Elephants: Wednesday, July 17th, 2013

[12/30/2011] - Of Birds of a Feather Know the Alphabet

[12/29/2011] - Of The Higher the Hair the Closer to God

[12/26/2011] - Of Christmas Chinese Food Coma

[12/23/2011] - Of Hold Onto That Contradiction, Girl!

[12/21/2011] - Of Why the Lament of the Gingerbread Was Edited Out of the Nutcracker

[12/19/2011] - Of Who Says God Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor

[12/16/2011] - Of Why Does That Baby Look Like An Old Man?

[12/14/2011] - Of Blue Cheese Has the Same Limited Possibilities...

[12/12/2011] - Of Shellfish is Largely Libertarian...

[12/09/2011] - Of He Left an Octopuddle on the Rug

[12/07/2011] - Of Eat, Pray, Love My Butt

[12/05/2011] - Of Or Bring It To Salvation Armani Next Time

[12/02/2011] - Of Glad It Wasn't A Cobra

[11/30/2011] - Of Or To Play Dead Til It's Over

[11/28/2011] - Of Is God Who I Need To Ask For A Vacation

[11/23/2011] - Of Michael Is Taking Apart My Desk As I Post This, So No Brilliant Title

[11/21/2011] - Of It Takes Some Babies More Time to Bond...

[11/18/2011] - Of Why Do Whole Gaggles of Geese Fall Out of the Sky?

[11/16/2011] - Of I Believe They Are Called Mother-in-Law Gifts

[11/14/2011] - Of The Ground Under Her Feet Is Also Raggedy

[11/11/2011] - Of Traffic Happens Everywhere

[11/09/2011] - Of Next Year, Just Hide At Home With The Lights Off

[11/07/2011] - Of Ah, the Well-Worn Path

[11/04/2011] - Of If Only Barbie Wore Warm Clothes

[11/02/2011] - Of Depends On How You Look At It

[10/31/2011] - Of Damian Kennedy Strikes Again...

[10/28/2011] - Of Cross Your Fingers and Start Imagining How Soft Your Pillow Is

[10/26/2011] - Of You Gotta Have Goals

[10/24/2011] - Of The Fuzzy Slippers Are Also Ironic

[10/21/2011] - Of Shot Glasses and Cocktail Napkins Not Included.

[10/19/2011] - Of Cute, Cuddly Pickle Jars...

[10/17/2011] - Of It's a Tough Job Market Out There

[10/14/2011] - Of Another RAndom Bird Drawing

[10/12/2011] - Of Seriously, How Does That Happen With Diapers?

[10/10/2011] - Of Watch Your Back, Kitty Cat

[10/07/2011] - Of Oh, The Saint-Like Patience of Dogs

[10/05/2011] - Of Maybe If Someone Tweets It...

[10/03/2011] - Of Let Them Know You Love Them Every Day

[09/30/2011] - Of Got Any Spare Chicken Pox?

[09/28/2011] - Of Lunge For The Ball On The Count Of Three...

[09/26/2011] - Of Elephants in the Bar

[09/23/2011] - Of Rock That Winter Coat, Doggie

[09/21/2011] - Of I Swear Someone Gave Us That Bruce Lee Onesie

[09/19/2011] - Of The Drawback Is That Cat Hair Sticks to Sticky Babies

[09/16/2011] - Of If You Get A Call From An Unknown Number Today, Pick It Up!

[09/14/2011] - Of Stop Moving And Listen--You'll Be Amazed How Much Easier Things Get

[09/12/2011] - Of You'd Think He'd Learn Not to Walk So Close...

[09/09/2011] - Of As Soon As I Can Talk Back, I Won't See You Anymore

[09/07/2011] - Of Damn You, Gender Normative Public Restroom Pressure

[09/05/2011] - Of When Polyamorous Babies Attack

[09/02/2011] - Of Why Yes, That Cat IS As Big As A Cheetah

[08/31/2011] - Of I Would Mainline It If I Could

[08/29/2011] - Of Hunks of Metal Hate Getting Crapped and Feathered

[08/26/2011] - Of Go Speed Racer, Go!

[08/24/2011] - Of My Apologies to the CSA box, and God

[08/22/2011] - Of Who Knew Parenting Was a Spiritual Practice?

[08/19/2011] - Of Google Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor

[08/17/2011] - Of No Matter How Tired You Are...

[08/15/2011] - Of This Is the Bargaining Part of Loss

[08/12/2011] - Of God Calls It Football, Because God Is Classy

[08/10/2011] - Of It's Worth A Try

[08/08/2011] - Of Isn't That Always the Most Important Question

[08/05/2011] - Of Oh, Catholicism, The Wonder of the Gifts You Leave In Your Wake

[08/03/2011] - Of Just One Of Those Days

[08/01/2011] - Of And Please Don't Ask Me To Define Art

[07/29/2011] - Of This Onesie Says Vote For Dukakis

[07/27/2011] - Of Yes I knowthe Seat Is Supposed To Be Rear-Facing

[07/25/2011] - Of The Evolution Of Baggage

[07/22/2011] - Of Death Gets All Judgey

[07/20/2011] - Of Most Likely To Raise Hell

[07/18/2011] - Of Avoid the Tail and Go For The Throat

[07/15/2011] - Of Might As Well Have Fun While You're Falling

[07/13/2011] - Of Just Cuz You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Watching You Sleep

[07/11/2011] - Of It Does A Body Good

[07/08/2011] - Of Belly Full Of Bacon

[07/06/2011] - Of Still Looking For The Reboot Switch

[07/04/2011] - Of NEVER Let Then Take You To A Second Location!

[07/01/2011] - Of I Had To Do It, The Kid Couldn't Breathe

[06/29/2011] - Of And How Many Vacation Days?

[06/27/2011] - Of Friends Don't Let Friends Let Their Babies Have A Twitter Account

[06/24/2011] - Of We Need More Closet Space...For The Baby Of Course

[06/22/2011] - Of Senior Moments Happen To Everyone

[06/20/2011] - Of Bloom Baby Bloom

[06/17/2011] - Of They Also Wake Up When You Are Abou to Pee

[06/15/2011] - Of Low Self-Esteem Chaos Theory Writes Itself

[06/13/2011] - Of Who Will Notice First, the Vet or the Pediatrician?

[06/10/2011] - Of Who Drank All The Milk?

[06/08/2011] - Of These Hands Were Made for Texting

[06/06/2011] - Of One Thing We Can't Blame On The Mac OS

[06/03/2011] - Of Decorative AND Functional

[06/01/2011] - Of New Baby Sign Language

[05/30/2011] - Of Houdini Hand Is A Sneaky Little Freak

[05/27/2011] - Of Classic Relevant Elephants Cartoon 6

[05/25/2011] - Of Classic Relevant Elephants Cartoon 5

[05/23/2011] - Of Classic Relevant Elephants Cartoon 4

[05/20/2011] - Of Classic Relevant Elephants Cartoon 3

[05/18/2011] - Of Classic Relevant Elephants Cartoon 2

[05/16/2011] - Of Do They Make Sneakers For Roots?

[05/13/2011] - Of How Do You Say Gesundheit In Canarese?

[05/11/2011] - Of Make Mine Bubonic

[05/09/2011] - Of Just Keep Moving

[05/06/2011] - Of Thankful to be Partnered

[05/04/2011] - Of You Go, Diva!

[05/02/2011] - Of Never Go To Sleep Angry

[04/29/2011] - Of Remember Waiting For Calls at Home?

[04/27/2011] - Of Can You Guess The Hidden Message In Today's Cartoon

[04/25/2011] - Of Lemonade Is Not All That...

[04/22/2011] - Of And On The 7th Day, He Hocked A Loogie

[04/20/2011] - Of Now In Fluorescents And Pastels!

[04/18/2011] - Of Look Out For Your Legacy

[04/15/2011] - Of Your Hair Smells Like Skin!

[04/13/2011] - Of Gretel, Jill and Rapunzel All HAve Good Fairy Tale Common Sense

[04/11/2011] - Of Dept. Of Vet Affairs Just Put Out A Pretty Good PTSD App

[04/08/2011] - Of Men With Hairy Backs Are Fuzzy, Too, But No One Calls THEM Cute

[04/06/2011] - Of Does Your Analysis Kiss You Good Night?

[04/04/2011] - Of The Last Place He Tried To Take A Date Was A Sock Hop

[04/01/2011] - Of A Tip O' The Pen To SZP For Having The Courage To Be With What Is

[03/30/2011] - Of And Being At Peace Gives You Better Hair And Cuter Shoes!

[03/28/2011] - Of Keep On Running Into Allergy Season

[03/25/2011] - Of You Will Meet a Handsome Stranger...Run!

[03/23/2011] - Of And They Were Never The Same...

[03/21/2011] - Of Just Let It Keep On Rolling Off Of You

[03/18/2011] - Of Maybe All Our Energy Will Make a Difference Somehow. Couldn't hurt...

[03/16/2011] - Of The Bird Gets Minimum Wage and No Access To The Fruit Buffet

[03/14/2011] - Of One Feather At A Time

[03/11/2011] - Of Seize The Day

[03/09/2011] - Of I Earned The Right To Feel So Uncomfortable I Want To Crawl Outta My Skin

[03/07/2011] - Of True Story...Unicorns, Sailboats and Sharks, Oh My!

[03/04/2011] - Of Trust Your Gut! Get Out While You Can!

[03/02/2011] - Of Flash That Shiny Skeleton, Baby

[02/28/2011] - Of Just Run Outside And Roll Around In It

[02/25/2011] - Of Classic Relevant Elephants Cartoon

[02/23/2011] - Of No Foreplay, No Dinner

[02/21/2011] - Of Kindness Always Win

[02/18/2011] - Of That Origami Peace Crane Had Best Learn To Rollerblade

[02/16/2011] - Of Then They Walked Into A Bar...

[02/14/2011] - Of No, I Don't Mean HUNG

[02/11/2011] - Of Coming Here Often

[02/09/2011] - Of Bears Rock At Laser Tag

[02/07/2011] - Of If You Think Of It, Get Me A 3-Pack of Volkswagons While You're There

[02/04/2011] - Of Practice This 3000 More Times and It Gets Easier. Here Goes...

[02/02/2011] - Of And God Said, Stop Whining...

[01/31/2011] - Of Work With What You Have

[01/28/2011] - Of Everyone To The Apple Store In A V Formation

[01/26/2011] - Of I Think Google Is Spying On Me Thru The Living Room Curtains

[01/24/2011] - Of And Also Just a Touch of Bullshit

[01/21/2011] - Of Ikea Technicians Could Do Heart Surgery With That Wrench

[01/19/2011] - Of Off-Road Action Sequence!

[01/17/2011] - Of Say Hi To Sprout For US

[01/14/2011] - Of The House Plant Ended Up As A Puddle Of Puke. Go Alpha Cat!

[01/12/2011] - Of Send Love To Sugarbear, Everyone...

[01/10/2011] - Of As Usual, The Unicorns Push To The Front Of The Line

[01/07/2011] - Of If You're Considering Spawning...

[01/05/2011] - Of This Is The Second Time In Almost Three Years That I Forgot To Post Something

[01/03/2011] - Of We All Need A Know-It-All Ghost Posse To Clarify Things Sometimes